Everywhere you look,
Man is on the hook
End of the line
An ominous sign
Way back when
Our future-behold
The serpent was subtle
The woman was bold
Take and eat
You surely won’t die
An enticing trap
A treacherous lie
To enlarge their estate ,
Pitiful Adam and Eve ate
Thus, setting forth
A deviant plan
To reverse the roles
Of woman and man
Since that time
We’ve seen it coalesce
Now she wears the pants
And he sports a dress
Here we fall, now
Over and again
Man has become
A woman’s best friend
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