You may think that this is funny
Forfeit your power and give me your money
If you are wise, you’ll trust in me
Sit and relax while I strike the key
Plan, purpose, and structure of life
Goodbye pain, grief, and strife
The robe of righteousness, I shall adorn
No lie, gossip or even porn
Children safe in Idyll state
Morals and ethics, I’ll legislate
No place for graft or even greed
Give of ourselves to those in need
End of the war, all hate, and destruction
Hearken to me, follow instruction
Standard tales you’ve heard before
Part of history that’s called ‘Folklore.’