Glory be I’m thrilled to see
Vice displayed on my TV
All live-long day, it plays nonstop
Take to shame like pigs to slop
Watch with reverence cruelty and crime
Relax and stare passing the time
Horde’s take the stage, air dirty laundry
A pleasant stench, a pleasing quandary
Scandals, gossip, mischief galore
Rejoicing in sin
Who could ask for more?
Don’t thank me, my simple pleasure
Hope you enjoyed this box I treasure
Anon's Record 